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burbanked: MEMO FROM GEORGE LUCAS RE: HOW TO FIX THIS SCENE IN FUTURE RELEASE REVISIONS: Move the guy closer so that Luke actually looks like he’s kicking him. C’MON PEOPLE. OUTSIDE THE BOX HERE. Make Luke’s foot bigger. And, the guy explodes. Change the guy into an elaborately detailed space-lemur thingy. When the guy flings his blaster into the air, it hits the other guy in the head. SOUND EFFECTS TEAM: find me a comical sound effect for this, like BA-GINK or DO-BOING. Something. Luke kicking him in the face is kind of cruel here, isn’t it? He’s not that guy. Let’s insert a close-up of fly-by Boba Fett shooting at the guy. This will explain how he’s propelled backward and we can show Luke shaking his head sadly or something. What if one of these guys farts? Might lighten it up a bit, right? Replace Luke with Hayden Christensen and add in time-travel subplot.

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MEMO FROM GEORGE LUCAS RE: HOW TO FIX THIS SCENE IN FUTURE RELEASE REVISIONS:

  • Move the guy closer so that Luke actually looks like he’s kicking him. C’MON PEOPLE. OUTSIDE THE BOX HERE.
  • Make Luke’s foot bigger. And, the guy explodes.
  • Change the guy into an elaborately detailed space-lemur thingy.
  • When the guy flings his blaster into the air, it hits the other guy in the head. SOUND EFFECTS TEAM: find me a comical sound effect for this, like BA-GINK or DO-BOING. Something.
  • Luke kicking him in the face is kind of cruel here, isn’t it? He’s not that guy. Let’s insert a close-up of fly-by Boba Fett shooting at the guy. This will explain how he’s propelled backward and we can show Luke shaking his head sadly or something.
  • What if one of these guys farts? Might lighten it up a bit, right?
  • Replace Luke with Hayden Christensen and add in time-travel subplot.

(Source: absolutefucker)

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    Patada con la Fuerza!
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    This is a proper display of the force ladies and gentlemen
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    Guys, it’s fine. Luke’s using the force. In his foot.
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    Umm… nothing’s wrong here. Luke was using a Force kick.
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